well i just got back from seeing doom with simon and mitch. the movie was great but thats not what im here to talk about. as we were walking out of the cinema after the movie simon was like " wow it smells like turd here" then mitch said "wat the hell!!!" and then pionted behind us and there about 2 metres away from door into the cinema was lying a fully intact turd on the floor. this was no meagre turd it was a full blown turd in the middle of the foyer of hoyts chatswood westfield. i have one possible theory on how the turd got there. someone was just walking along did a poo in his pants and it fell down the leg of his pants on to the floor. does anyone else have any ideas how it got there. i think mitch has given up on humanity after this event and im still in dis-belief thats there was a TURD on the floor of hoyts.